My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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