great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Such a big mess for such a small penis
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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