Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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