i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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