Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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