Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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