are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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