pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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