its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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