I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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