I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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