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that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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