how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
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