she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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