god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
