This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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