new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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