so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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