dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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