You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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