i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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