Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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