the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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