I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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