All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Found the puke drawer
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Randomize