I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
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