I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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