she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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