Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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