Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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