The maid of honor just puked.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I party with great urgency now.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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