You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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