pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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