capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
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