i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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