i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
You were trust falling into bushes
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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