Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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