so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
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