omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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