Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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