She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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