do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Randomize
