Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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