can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
We left an ass print on the piano.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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