So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
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