You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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