love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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