i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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