Buhtt sex?
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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