its not stalking. its research.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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