I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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