does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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