We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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