last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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