chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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