That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
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