is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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